While playing golf, a husband and wife were playing when the wife asked,
“Honey, would you get married again if I died?”
The spouse said, “No, sweetie.” “You would, I’m sure,” the woman remarked.
The man replied, “All right, I would.”
“Would you let her sleep in our bed?” the woman enquired.
The man said, “Ya, I guess so,” in response.
Next, the spouse inquired, “Is it okay if she uses my golf clubs?”
“No, she’s left handed,” the spouse retorted.
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