One evening, an old woman was out for a walk with her dog. When a young man approached her, took her wallet, and ran off. A couple from the other side of the street hurried over to see how she was doing and said the police had been called and would be there shortly.
The old grandmother tells the newlyweds that with a smile. She keeps her dog’s waste in her old purse till she can get rid of it at home. When the robber opens the purse, you can only imagine how amazed he is.